You are not one of the guys...
I wanna multiply naked, sir
You should change your name
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
A date with a damn fine ass
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She takes heavy duty usage
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
You bend the rules and they bend you
Young meat is cougar feast
She's in hypersexual drive
She calls it dedication
Don't make me start without you
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Pretty, but extremely dirty
I hear you have pussy problems
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Mom said we have to bond
Czech me out eating this cock