Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Young meat is cougar feast
I hear you have pussy problems
You bend the rules and they bend you
A date with a damn fine ass
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Czech me out eating this cock
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
You should change your name
She calls it dedication
She's in hypersexual drive
Mom said we have to bond
You are not one of the guys...
Don't make me start without you
She takes heavy duty usage