You bend the rules and they bend you
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
A date with a damn fine ass
Pretty, but extremely dirty
You should change your name
She calls it dedication
She's in hypersexual drive
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Young meat is cougar feast
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Don't make me start without you
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
I hear you have pussy problems
Czech me out eating this cock
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
You are not one of the guys...
Mom said we have to bond
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
I wanna multiply naked, sir
She takes heavy duty usage