Mom said we have to bond
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
She calls it dedication
You are not one of the guys...
She's in hypersexual drive
Pretty, but extremely dirty
You bend the rules and they bend you
A date with a damn fine ass
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
I hear you have pussy problems
You should change your name
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
She takes heavy duty usage
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Czech me out eating this cock
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Young meat is cougar feast
Don't make me start without you