Don't make me start without you
You should change your name
Mom said we have to bond
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
She takes heavy duty usage
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Czech me out eating this cock
She calls it dedication
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
You are not one of the guys...
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
You bend the rules and they bend you
A date with a damn fine ass
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She's in hypersexual drive
Young meat is cougar feast
I hear you have pussy problems