Bro, it's not like a mystery
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Use this fucking slut
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Swallow, count and repeat
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Don't let it slip out again!
I'll help you get up, baby
Only one thing can get done around her
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I've been missing out
I love your ideas, honey