It's time to swipe the v card, bro
A date with a damn fine ass
Pretty, but extremely dirty
I hear you have pussy problems
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
She's in hypersexual drive
Mom said we have to bond
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Czech me out eating this cock
You are not one of the guys...
You bend the rules and they bend you
Don't make me start without you
She takes heavy duty usage
Young meat is cougar feast
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
You should change your name
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She calls it dedication
Buttfucking is rarely elegant