You bend the rules and they bend you
You are not one of the guys...
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
I hear you have pussy problems
Young meat is cougar feast
She takes heavy duty usage
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Don't make me start without you
Czech me out eating this cock
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
You should change your name
She calls it dedication
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Mom said we have to bond
She's in hypersexual drive
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
A date with a damn fine ass