It's time to swipe the v card, bro
You bend the rules and they bend you
She calls it dedication
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Don't make me start without you
A date with a damn fine ass
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
You should change your name
She takes heavy duty usage
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She's in hypersexual drive
Young meat is cougar feast
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Czech me out eating this cock
Mom said we have to bond
You are not one of the guys...
I hear you have pussy problems