Mom said we have to bond
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She calls it dedication
I hear you have pussy problems
A date with a damn fine ass
Czech me out eating this cock
Anything is not a bad thing
You are not one of the guys...
Don't make me start without you
Young meat is cougar feast
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
She takes heavy duty usage
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She's in hypersexual drive
You should change your name
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
I wanna multiply naked, sir