Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
She's in hypersexual drive
Don't make me start without you
Young meat is cougar feast
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
You bend the rules and they bend you
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
A date with a damn fine ass
I wanna multiply naked, sir
I hear you have pussy problems
She calls it dedication
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Czech me out eating this cock
You should change your name
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Mom said we have to bond
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She takes heavy duty usage
You are not one of the guys...
Don't leave me hanging like your dad