A date with a damn fine ass
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
You bend the rules and they bend you
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Don't make me start without you
You have your prioritits
She's in hypersexual drive
Young meat is cougar feast
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She calls it dedication
She takes heavy duty usage
Mom said we have to bond
You should change your name
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Czech me out eating this cock
You are not one of the guys...
I wanna multiply naked, sir