Shut up and get your dick wet
Faithful until the first big cock
A fitting reward for a little slut
Is that a pole you shoved?
Given word means shit when you're horny
Dick size matters for mommy
Make a wish after you blow
Mom doesn't suck dick like this anyway
Gold diggers are always single
You said you're thankful, right?
Getting something done today
Take notes, son
This christmas, i'll give you my holes
Divide the legs, minus the clothes