You should change your name
I hear you have pussy problems
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
You are not one of the guys...
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
A date with a damn fine ass
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She calls it dedication
Czech me out eating this cock
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She takes heavy duty usage
Mom said we have to bond
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Young meat is cougar feast
You bend the rules and they bend you
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
She's in hypersexual drive
Don't make me start without you
I wanna multiply naked, sir