Officer, you caught me hard
Officer, you caught me hard
Exercising full power
Let me lick it while i tinkle
Let me tell you about my pleasure
It ain't much but it's perfect
The safe hole for creampies
Dick pays rent too
I'll take it as a compliment, mom
Caught you hard, bro
Squeal, you bitch
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