It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
You should change your name
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
She takes heavy duty usage
I hear you have pussy problems
Czech me out eating this cock
You are not one of the guys...
Young meat is cougar feast
You bend the rules and they bend you
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She's in hypersexual drive
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
A date with a damn fine ass
Don't make me start without you
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
She calls it dedication
Mom said we have to bond
Buttfucking is rarely elegant