Mom said we have to bond
A date with a damn fine ass
You have your prioritits
You should change your name
She calls it dedication
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Young meat is cougar feast
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
She's in hypersexual drive
Czech me out eating this cock
Pretty, but extremely dirty
I wanna multiply naked, sir
You are not one of the guys...
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
You bend the rules and they bend you
Don't make me start without you
She takes heavy duty usage
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Buttfucking is rarely elegant