You bend the rules and they bend you
You should change your name
She's in hypersexual drive
Don't make me start without you
Czech me out eating this cock
Young meat is cougar feast
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
You are not one of the guys...
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
A date with a damn fine ass
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Mom said we have to bond
You have your prioritits
She takes heavy duty usage
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She calls it dedication