Mom said we have to bond
Don't make me start without you
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
I hear you have pussy problems
She calls it dedication
She's in hypersexual drive
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Young meat is cougar feast
You are not one of the guys...
Pretty, but extremely dirty
A date with a damn fine ass
You bend the rules and they bend you
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
You should change your name
She takes heavy duty usage
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Czech me out eating this cock