Czech me out eating this cock
A date with a damn fine ass
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She's in hypersexual drive
Young meat is cougar feast
You bend the rules and they bend you
You are not one of the guys...
You should change your name
She takes heavy duty usage
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
She calls it dedication
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Don't make me start without you
I hear you have pussy problems
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Mom said we have to bond
It's time to swipe the v card, bro