You are not one of the guys...
Mom said we have to bond
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
I wanna multiply naked, sir
She calls it dedication
A date with a damn fine ass
I hear you have pussy problems
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She takes heavy duty usage
You should change your name
Don't make me start without you
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Czech me out eating this cock
Young meat is cougar feast
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
We ride adventures together
Anything is not a bad thing
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Don't leave me hanging like your dad