You are not one of the guys...
I hear you have pussy problems
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Czech me out eating this cock
She calls it dedication
A date with a damn fine ass
Anything is not a bad thing
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She's in hypersexual drive
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Don't make me start without you
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She takes heavy duty usage
You should change your name
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Mom said we have to bond
Young meat is cougar feast
I wanna multiply naked, sir