It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Don't make me start without you
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
You are not one of the guys...
She calls it dedication
You bend the rules and they bend you
She's in hypersexual drive
You should change your name
Young meat is cougar feast
Mom said we have to bond
A date with a damn fine ass
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Pretty, but extremely dirty
You have your prioritits
I wanna multiply naked, sir
She takes heavy duty usage
Czech me out eating this cock
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Buttfucking is rarely elegant