Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
You are not one of the guys...
She takes heavy duty usage
Young meat is cougar feast
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Don't make me start without you
She calls it dedication
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Czech me out eating this cock
A date with a damn fine ass
You bend the rules and they bend you
I wanna multiply naked, sir
She's in hypersexual drive
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
You should change your name
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
I hear you have pussy problems
Mom said we have to bond