I hear you have pussy problems
You bend the rules and they bend you
She calls it dedication
She's in hypersexual drive
You are not one of the guys...
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
A date with a damn fine ass
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
She takes heavy duty usage
You should change your name
Don't make me start without you
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Young meat is cougar feast
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Mom said we have to bond
Czech me out eating this cock
Buttfucking is rarely elegant