It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
You should change your name
A date with a damn fine ass
You are not one of the guys...
I hear you have pussy problems
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Young meat is cougar feast
Czech me out eating this cock
Mom said we have to bond
Don't make me start without you
You bend the rules and they bend you
She takes heavy duty usage
I wanna multiply naked, sir
She's in hypersexual drive
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She calls it dedication