You are not one of the guys...
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
You bend the rules and they bend you
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Mom said we have to bond
She's in hypersexual drive
You should change your name
Young meat is cougar feast
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
I wanna multiply naked, sir
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She calls it dedication
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
I hear you have pussy problems
Czech me out eating this cock
Don't make me start without you
A date with a damn fine ass
She takes heavy duty usage